I have just been made aware of a terrible injustice which took place in Valentine, Nebraska, today.
The person known as the Butt Bandit has been sentenced to 13 months in prison. His crime? Applying petroleum jelly to his tushis and then placing said tushis on windows throughout the town, leaving an imprint.
Now, let it be said that I personally would not want someone to leave their butt print on my window. Nor would I personally be so inclined as to do something similar, although I have mooned several people during my lifetime (their therapist sends me holiday cards). However, a 13 month stay in the clink for this sort of thing seems to me rather excessive, even for such a traditional, conservative town as Valentine, Nebraska.
I can't help think that this is another example of injustice, right up there with waterboarding and Guantanamo Bay.
I'm thinking a Presidential pardon here.
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