I am a Red Sox fan. This means that I also hate the Yankees. The two are synonymous. I am sure the reverse is also true. It gives me great pleasure to know that the Yankees will have to watch the baseball post-season from the sidelines. I hope that Yankee fans are experiencing upset stomachs from the fact that their team will not play past today. I once heard a joke that goes, "What do Yankee fans use for birth control? Their personalities." Break out the Tums and Rolaids, Hank Steinbrenner. You spent over a quarter of a billion dollars on a team that finished behind not only the Red Sox, but Tampa Bay! Hank Steinbrenner is a no class bum who should keep his bombastic mouth shut. His recent comments regarding the Dodgers and the omission of Joe Torre during the video tribute to Yankee Stadium shows Hank's true colors. He was born on third base but thinks he hit a triple. Hank, you aren't half the owner or man your father is. Here's hoping you end up with a bad case of stomach upset and the runs. Both you and your fans can kish mir om tushis all day and all night.
Go Sox.
Oh, one more thing - much respect to the New York Mets for their choke job. Two years in a row. Guess it's not the manager, huh? Here's a thought on how to make things right... a fish stinks from the head. Look upward. Fire your GM! At least you won't have to play in that toilet known as Shea Stadium anymore...
My cousins Scott and Sari are both Mets fans. I don't mean to disrespect either of you by writing the above. It's good to be a fan and have passion. It's far better, however, to be a Red Sox fan right about now...
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